Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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