For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
send nudes
from the living room?
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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