if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Randomize
