guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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