he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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