ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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