I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
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I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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I need you to use more vowels.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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