Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
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Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
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I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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