saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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