You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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