you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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