Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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