I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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