my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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