He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I can't turn off my feet"
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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