help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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