I am puke
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
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