So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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