Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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