I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
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threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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