You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
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Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
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That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
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