I wish I could punch you in the face.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
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a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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