so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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