Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
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Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
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