So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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