My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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