he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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