Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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