I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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