can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
So many bounce houses so little time
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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