Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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