Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
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Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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