i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
Randomize
