absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Of course I have a pirate flag
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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