At least make sure they are 18
Why
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize