if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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