you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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