you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
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You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
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Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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