So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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