My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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