no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
My pussy is not your playground.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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