quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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