Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
40s are totally the cure
what the fuck happened to the tacos
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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