you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
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does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
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There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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