Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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