What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
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I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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