matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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