we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
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You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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