You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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