you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Is that strawberry winking at me??
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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