his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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