I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
it was like eating out sand paper
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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