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say what?
wanna hang out?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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