Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
is it fun? or sober?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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