I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
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I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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