Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I've blown a few things in my day
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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