i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
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she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
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Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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